Showing posts with label From VPE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label From VPE. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Our SAA in Bed with his Bottle!



Dear Fellow MII-TMC members,

The journey of life is like a roller-coaster ride or as
Forrest Gump would say - " Life is like a box of
chocolates, you never know which flavour you will get ".

I got a call at 4.14am this morning.

Caller : Good morning, Is that Leong Kok Wah ??

VPE : Yeah, and this had better be good.

Caller : I am calling from Pantai Hospital.
We are losing him. You had better come over.

VPE : OK. I'll be there. Just tell brader Monsieur
to hang on there.

Wife : who is that ??

VPE : It's the neighbour. Apparently, our dog is over
at their place again "pumping" their dog.

Wife : zzzzzzzzz

I slipped out of the bedroom and sneaked into
the basement of my house. ( ala Brad Pitt in
Mr & Mrs. Smith ). I opened the secret
compartment and retrieved from my treasure chest -
the " life saving miracle cure" and rushed to Pantai.

When I arrived at 4.44am in his room, candles
were already lit in his room and guess what ??
In Pantai, they also have a "timer" there getting
ready to record the exact time.....................

I politely requested every body in the room to leave so that
the VPE cum Presiden Berlakon can prepare the last speech
worthy of a Toastmaster - ( obituary + eulogy ).

When everybody vacated the room, I locked
the door and brought out my bottle of -
" life saving miracle cure ".

PRESTO !!! MAGIC !!! MIRACLE !!! SURE BOLEH !!

Sargent-at-Arms C.C. Monsieur Tilakasekaran
rose from his "sleep" and grabbed the bottle of
" life saving miracle cure " with the thumbs up.

What else can I say ???

Believe it or not ? See it for yourself !!!

Life has a funny way of testing our resolve.
It is how we respond to the test that matters.

In this case, the response was - vintage " Cabernet Sauvignon 1991 ".